So, just in case your mortgage is in crisis and your house might be foreclosed on at any moment, here is a way to get out of your loan with Fannie Mae. Fannie recently “set aside” the loan of a woman who was in a state of panic and despair over the economy. The woman was so incapable of paying her loan that sheriff’s deputies had arrived at her home to evict her. At that moment the solution occurred to her.

She stunned officers by shooting herself with a shotgun!

She is still in the hospital listed in critical condition, however Fannie Mae has decided to halt action against her and sign the property “outright” to her.

So there, if you’re in jeopardy of loosing your home, Fannie Mae suggests that you just shoot yourself.