http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/ en cmerrill@thecornernews.com Copyright 2010 2010-08-31T17:42:42+00:00 http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/jersey-circus/ http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/jersey-circus/#When:16:42:42Z At last, “Jersey Shore” and “Family Circus” come together. At last, “Jersey Shore” and “Family Circus” come together. This is funny: jerseycircus.blogspot.com 2010-08-31T16:42:42+00:00 http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/cmon-people-...-its-just-a-cloud/ http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/cmon-people-...-its-just-a-cloud/#When:18:26:05Z Some guy took a picture of a cloud that he thinks looks like Coach Paul “Bear” Bryant. Some people agree, some don't, but the worst part are the comments. Some of them are actually pretty funny, but some of these people need to get a life. Check out the madness here: www.alabamawx.comSome guy took a picture of a cloud that he thinks looks like Coach Paul “Bear” Bryant. Some people agree, some don't, but the worst part are the comments. Some of them are actually pretty funny, but some of these people need to get a life. Check out the madness here: www.alabamawx.com 2010-08-26T18:26:05+00:00 http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/america-the-ignorant/ http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/america-the-ignorant/#When:20:37:12Z From believing that Obama is a Muslim to not knowing the three branches of government, check out Newsweek's "America the Ignorant" piece. www.newsweek.comFrom believing that Obama is a Muslim to not knowing the three branches of government, check out Newsweek's "America the Ignorant" piece. www.newsweek.com 2010-08-24T20:37:12+00:00 http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/grandma-tracy-aint-bad/ http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/grandma-tracy-aint-bad/#When:16:51:53Z 2010-08-17T16:51:53+00:00 http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/pop-cultures-10-most-evil-trees/ http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/pop-cultures-10-most-evil-trees/#When:16:06:32Z From that creepy tree in “Poltergeist” to an actual movie called “Treevenge,” this one is worth a look... From that creepy tree in “Poltergeist” to an actual movie called “Treevenge,” this one is worth a look: toplessrobot.com 2010-08-10T16:06:32+00:00 http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/more-idol-annoyance/ http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/more-idol-annoyance/#When:20:12:14Z Even if you don’t really care ... I’m sure you’ve heard by now that Ellen Degeneres has already quit “American Idol.” Now the rumors have started about who will replace her, and of course Simon Cowell. Even if you don’t really care ... I’m sure you’ve heard by now that Ellen Degeneres has already quit “American Idol.” Now the rumors have started about who will replace her, and of course Simon Cowell. The celebrity names popping up include Steven Tyler, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Lopez, Bret Michaels and Howard Stern. Personally, it's hard for me to sit through an episode of "American Idol" with the mostly bad renditions of bad songs, but my vote for one of the judge replacements would have to be Howard Stern. He could easily rip someone a new one and not think twice about it ... which is obviously one reason people tune in to see Simon. Any thoughts on who should be considered? 2010-08-04T20:12:14+00:00 http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/sandwich-in-a-can/ http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/sandwich-in-a-can/#When:17:27:35Z Would you eat a sandwiches that came out of a can? What about pizza, French toast, or cinnamon rolls? Would you eat a sandwiches that came out of a can? What about pizza, French toast, or cinnamon rolls? It's not a bad idea for those that need to carry around food like soldiers and sailors, but it doesn't sound too appetizing. Read about this new creation here: today.msnbc.msn.com 2010-07-23T17:27:35+00:00 http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/jewel-sings-karaoke-undercover/ http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/jewel-sings-karaoke-undercover/#When:20:48:19Z Jewel, with a prosthetic nose, wig and fat clothes, goes to a local karaoke bar and sings her own songs undercover. Check out the audience's reactions. It's pretty funny: funnyordie.comJewel, with a prosthetic nose, wig and fat clothes, goes to a local karaoke bar and sings her own songs undercover. Check out the audience's reactions. It's pretty funny: funnyordie.com 2010-07-14T20:48:19+00:00 http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/daniel-toshs-cures-for-the-oil-spill/ http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/daniel-toshs-cures-for-the-oil-spill/#When:18:55:50Z Comedian Daniel Tosh, of Comedy Central's "Tosh.0," has a few suggestions to stop the oil spill in the Gulf:Comedian Daniel Tosh, of Comedy Central's "Tosh.0," has a few suggestions to stop the oil spill in the Gulf: Freeze the Gulf of Mexico, chop it into giant ice blocks, and then launch the oil-laden ice into space. Start feeding crude oil to baby fish raised in a lab, thus causing these fish to adapt to a life with oil, then release these fish into the wild where they will breed with other fish to create an oil-loving fish master race. Blow up the moon, which will severely limit the ocean's tides, preventing the oil from being washed up on shore. Train an army of straw-toting diving seals who will dive down to the oil leak and slurp up all the leaking oil with their straws (This solutions is also cute! For added cuteness, use silly straws!). Remove the word "oil" from the dictionary: "What's that leaking into the Gulf? Got me!?" Daniel encourages others to submit their ideas! You can do so here! 2010-07-12T18:55:50+00:00 http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/leonardo-dicaprio-photographed-in-au-hat/ http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/leonardo-dicaprio-photographed-in-au-hat/#When:18:59:38Z Kinda cool ... Kinda cool ... 2010-07-06T18:59:38+00:00