http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/ en cmerrill@thecornernews.com Copyright 2008 2008-09-05T16:20:00-06:00 http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/eight-people-who-will-ruin-your-party/ http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/eight-people-who-will-ruin-your-party/#When:15:20:00Z From the guy who gets wasted in the first hour, to the creepy dude who tries to bang chicks at the very end of the party, these are the people you shouldn't invite to your next party. From the guy who gets wasted in the first hour, to the creepy dude who tries to bang chicks at the very end of the party, these are the people you shouldn’t invite to your next party: holytaco.com 2008-09-05T15:20:00-06:00 http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/waffle-house-wedding/ http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/waffle-house-wedding/#When:15:03:00Z Yes ... a couple actually got married at a Waffle House. Yes ... a couple actually got married at a Waffle House. Click the link for proof: gwinnettdailypost.com 2008-08-28T15:03:00-06:00 http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/michael-phelps-returns-to-tank-at-sea-world/ http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/michael-phelps-returns-to-tank-at-sea-world/#When:18:57:00Z With all of the medals he's won, you may actually believe that Olympican swimmer Michael Phelps lives in the water. With all of the medals he’s won, you may actually believe that Olympican swimmer Michael Phelps lives in the water. Check out this write-up in The Onion which claims, “Phelps, the 6’4”, 200-pound aquatic mammal, and the first ever SeaWorld swimmer to be raised in captivity by foster swimmers (Mark Spitz and Dara Torres), was recaptured by trainer Bob Bowman in a hoop net baited with an entire Dutch apple pie following Phelps’ final Olympic event last Sunday.” It’s pretty funny. Check out the entire story here: theonion.com 2008-08-21T18:57:00-06:00 http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/funny-mugshots/ http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/funny-mugshots/#When:19:40:00Z Check out these T-shirts that these people happened to be wearing when they were arrested! How ironic ...Check out these T-shirts that these people happened to be wearing when they were arrested! How ironic ... 2008-08-19T19:40:00-06:00 http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/stamos-obsession/ http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/stamos-obsession/#When:15:27:00Z This was too funny, I had to share. There is a huge John Stamos fan that is raising money to attend his birthday party.This was too funny, I had to share. There is a huge John Stamos fan that is raising money to attend his birthday party. The guy is obsessed with Stamos, which he claims is “platonic,” he knows every “Full House” episode by heart and can air drum to “Kokomo.” He has a friend that was invited to Stamos’s birthday party and wants to tag along but doesn’t have the $518 for a plane ticket. His cousin set up a site to raise money for him, and people are actually donating! Check it out here. 2008-08-14T15:27:00-06:00 http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/paris-for-president/ http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/paris-for-president/#When:13:43:00Z A new campaign ad from John McCain bashes Obama saying that he's only a celebrity and comparing him to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton just released a video in response to McCain's statement. It's actually pretty funny. She obviously had nothing to do with the script because I'm sure she has no idea what she's talking about, but she pulls it off pretty well: A new campaign ad from John McCain bashes Obama saying that he’s only a celebrity and comparing him to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton just released a video in response to McCain’s statement. It’s actually pretty funny. She obviously had nothing to do with the script because I’m sure she has no idea what she’s talking about, but she pulls it off pretty well: 2008-08-06T13:43:00-06:00 http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/smart-birds/ http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/smart-birds/#When:19:56:00Z This is pretty cool. Check out how these crows have adapted with the times and have started using traffic to their advantage. This is pretty cool. Check out how these crows have adapted with the times and have started using traffic to their advantage. 2008-08-05T19:56:00-06:00 http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/dexter-season-3-preview/ http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/dexter-season-3-preview/#When:18:39:00Z Season three of Showtime's "Dexter" premieres Sunday, Sept. 28. If you haven't been keeping up with this show, which has been nominated for an Emmy for Outstanding Drama Series, you should be. Season three of Showtime’s “Dexter” premieres Sunday, Sept. 28. If you haven’t been keeping up with this show, which has been nominated for an Emmy for Outstanding Drama Series, you should be. If you haven’t seen the show, check out my blog before last year’s season finale for more info. about the show here. The trailer for season three was recently released and it looks like it will be just as good as the last two. Check it out here: 2008-07-31T18:39:00-06:00 http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/how-to-beat-the-claw-game/ http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/how-to-beat-the-claw-game/#When:19:18:00Z Remember that game where you put your quarter in and use the claw to grab a toy? I could never do it, but this little girl figured out the easy way to beat it. Remember that game where you put your quarter in and use the claw to grab a toy? I could never do it, but this little girl figured out the easy way to beat it. 2008-07-29T19:18:00-06:00 http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/bama-jokes/ http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/bama-jokes/#When:14:03:00Z A lady in Tuscaloosa calls 911. Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!' The police officer says, 'We're really busy at the moment. Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'A lady in Tuscaloosa calls 911. Hysterically, she says, ‘Someone’s just broken into my house, and I think he’s going to rob me!’ The police officer says, ‘We’re really busy at the moment. Just get the guy’s jersey number and we’ll get back to you.’ Q: What is Nick Saban’s biggest concern? A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation? Q: What do you call a drug ring in Tuscaloosa ? A: A huddle Q: Four Bama players in a car, who’s driving? A: The police Q: Why can’t most of the Bama players get into a huddle on the field? A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons. The Bama team has adopted a new Honor System. ‘Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor’. The Tide is expecting a 7-6 season this year. 7 Arrests, 6 convictions. Q: How will the Tide spend the first week of Spring Training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights 2008-07-28T14:03:00-06:00