Comedian Daniel Tosh, of Comedy Central's "Tosh.0," has a few suggestions to stop the oil spill in the Gulf:

Freeze the Gulf of Mexico, chop it into giant ice blocks, and then launch the oil-laden ice into space.

Start feeding crude oil to baby fish raised in a lab, thus causing these fish to adapt to a life with oil, then release these fish into the wild where they will breed with other fish to create an oil-loving fish master race.

Blow up the moon, which will severely limit the ocean's tides, preventing the oil from being washed up on shore.

Train an army of straw-toting diving seals who will dive down to the oil leak and slurp up all the leaking oil with their straws (This solutions is also cute! For added cuteness, use silly straws!).

Remove the word "oil" from the dictionary: "What's that leaking into the Gulf? Got me!?"

Daniel encourages others to submit their ideas! You can do so here!