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    <title type="text">Thoughts From the Corner</title>
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    <updated>2008-10-08T20:08:30Z</updated>
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    <entry>
      <title>Palin/Clinton parody</title>
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      <published>2008-10-08T18:57:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-10-08T20:08:30Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Carla Merrill</name>
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        <p>The first time I saw Sarah Palin I knew it would only be a matter of time until &#8220;Saturday Night Live&#8221; brought Tina Fey back to do a parody. They couldn&#8217;t have asked for a better look-a-like. But you have to see it to really appreciate it. Fey, along with Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton, doesn&#8217;t get much better than this.
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    <entry>
      <title>Post your secrets</title>
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      <published>2008-10-03T14:48:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-10-03T15:58:22Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Carla Merrill</name>
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        <p>The Web site postsecret.com allows people to post their deepest and darkest secrets anonymously. From the serious, &#8220;Everytime a 40-year-old guy tucks a dollar into my g-string, I wonder &#8216;could that man be my dad?&#8217;, &#8220; to the random, &#8220;I try to leave my car in places where it can watch sunsets,&#8221; to the funny, &#8220;My fancy college is a freakin&#8217; sweet place for a total klepto like me,&#8221; it&#8217;s worth a look: <a href="http://www.http://postsecret.blogspot.com/" title="www.postsecret.com"><u>www.postsecret.com</u></a>
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    <entry>
      <title>Monkey messing with dog</title>
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      <id>tag:thecornernews.com,2008:index.php/thoughts/12.4333</id>
      <published>2008-10-01T20:08:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-10-01T21:18:03Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Carla Merrill</name>
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        <p>This is a short, but funny video of a monkey picking on a dog. It&#8217;s pretty funny though:
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      <title>Win a Death Cab for Cutie concert</title>
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      <id>tag:thecornernews.com,2008:index.php/thoughts/12.4271</id>
      <published>2008-09-30T13:16:01Z</published>
      <updated>2008-09-30T14:25:35Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Carla Merrill</name>
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        <p>MySpace is hosting a nationwide competition called the &#8220;Ultimate College Bowl.&#8221; Whichever college university can register the most voters wins a campus concert from Death Cab for Cutie. Other prizes include $10,000 in scholarship money and Guitar Hero 2. 
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At the moment, SUNY at Albany is winning with 793 registered voters. 
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To see the contest, visit <a href="http://www.myspace.com/ultimatecollegebowl" title="myspace.com/ultimatecollegebowl"><u>myspace.com/ultimatecollegebowl</u></a>.
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      <title>&#8220;The Life &amp;amp; Times of Tim&#8221;</title>
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      <id>tag:thecornernews.com,2008:index.php/thoughts/12.4177</id>
      <published>2008-09-19T20:33:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-09-19T21:35:28Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Carla Merrill</name>
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        <p>&#8220;The Life &amp; Times of Tim&#8221; is a new cartoon series coming to HBO this month. It looks like it could be pretty funny. Check out some of the previews:
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      <title>Baby preacher</title>
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      <id>tag:thecornernews.com,2008:index.php/thoughts/12.4127</id>
      <published>2008-09-16T13:45:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-09-16T14:46:58Z</updated>
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            <name>Carla Merrill</name>
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        <p>Someone emailed me this video of a baby preaching in front of a church congregation. It&#8217;s pretty funny ... you can tell he learned from the best.
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      <title>Eight people who will ruin your party</title>
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      <published>2008-09-05T15:20:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-09-05T16:30:08Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Carla Merrill</name>
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        <p>From the guy who gets wasted in the first hour, to the creepy dude who tries to bang chicks at the very end of the party, these are the people you shouldn&#8217;t invite to your next party:
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<a href="http://www.holytaco.com/2008/07/29/8-people-who-will-ruin-your-party/" title="holytaco.com"><u>holytaco.com</u></a>
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      <title>Waffle House wedding</title>
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      <id>tag:thecornernews.com,2008:index.php/thoughts/12.3942</id>
      <published>2008-08-28T15:03:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-08-28T16:09:07Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Carla Merrill</name>
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        <p>Yes ... a couple actually got married at a Waffle House. Click the link for proof:
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      <title>Michael Phelps returns to tank at Sea World</title>
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      <id>tag:thecornernews.com,2008:index.php/thoughts/12.3899</id>
      <published>2008-08-21T18:57:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-08-21T20:06:59Z</updated>
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            <name>Carla Merrill</name>
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        <p>With all of the medals he&#8217;s won, you may actually believe that Olympican swimmer Michael Phelps lives in the water. Check out this write-up in The Onion which claims, &#8220;Phelps, the 6&#8217;4&#8221;, 200-pound aquatic mammal, and the first ever SeaWorld swimmer to be raised in captivity by foster swimmers (Mark Spitz and Dara Torres), was recaptured by trainer Bob Bowman in a hoop net baited with an entire Dutch apple pie following Phelps&#8217; final Olympic event last Sunday.&#8221;
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It&#8217;s pretty funny. Check out the entire story here: <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/michael_phelps_returns_to_his_tank" title="theonion.com"><u>theonion.com</u></a>
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      <title>Funny mugshots</title>
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      <id>tag:thecornernews.com,2008:index.php/thoughts/12.3892</id>
      <published>2008-08-19T19:40:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-08-19T20:45:56Z</updated>
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            <name>Carla Merrill</name>
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        <p>Check out these T-shirts that these people happened to be wearing when they were arrested! How ironic ...
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      <title>Stamos obsession</title>
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      <published>2008-08-14T15:27:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-08-14T16:45:29Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Carla Merrill</name>
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        <p>This was too funny, I had to share. There is a huge John Stamos fan that is raising money to attend his birthday party. The guy is obsessed with Stamos, which he claims is &#8220;platonic,&#8221; he knows every &#8220;Full House&#8221; episode by heart and can air drum to &#8220;Kokomo.&#8221; He has a friend that was invited to Stamos&#8217;s birthday party and wants to tag along but doesn&#8217;t have the $518 for a plane ticket. His cousin set up a site to raise money for him, and people are actually donating! 
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Check it out <a href="http://www.mycousinandstamos.tumblr.com" title="here"><u>here</u></a>.
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      <title>Paris for President</title>
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      <published>2008-08-06T13:43:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-08-06T14:49:17Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Carla Merrill</name>
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        <p>A new campaign ad from John McCain bashes Obama saying that he&#8217;s only a celebrity and comparing him to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Paris Hilton just released a video in response to McCain&#8217;s statement. It&#8217;s actually pretty funny. She obviously had nothing to do with the script because I&#8217;m sure she has no idea what she&#8217;s talking about, but she pulls it off pretty well:
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      <title>Smart birds</title>
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      <published>2008-08-05T19:56:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-08-05T20:58:54Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Carla Merrill</name>
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        <p>This is pretty cool. Check out how these crows have adapted with the times and have started using traffic to their advantage.
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      <title>&#8220;Dexter&#8221; season 3 preview</title>
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      <published>2008-07-31T18:39:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-07-31T19:52:08Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Carla Merrill</name>
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        <p>Season three of Showtime&#8217;s &#8220;Dexter&#8221; premieres Sunday, Sept. 28. If you haven&#8217;t been keeping up with this show, which has been nominated for an Emmy for Outstanding Drama Series, you should be. 
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If you haven&#8217;t seen the show, check out my blog before last year&#8217;s season finale for more info. about the show <a href="http://www.thecornernews.com/index.php/thoughts/comments/loving-dexter/" title="here"><u>here</u></a>.
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The trailer for season three was recently released and it looks like it will be just as good as the last two. Check it out here:
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    <entry>
      <title>How to beat the claw game</title>
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      <published>2008-07-29T19:18:00Z</published>
      <updated>2008-07-29T20:23:44Z</updated>
      <author>
            <name>Carla Merrill</name>
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        <p>Remember that game where you put your quarter in and use the claw to grab a toy? I could never do it, but this little girl figured out the easy way to beat it.
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