Ok so I was driving up 280 last week sometime and I saw a pick-up truck gaining on me rather quickly in my rear view mirror. Now normally I wouldn't have paid this any attention, but as I'd just hit a little patch of traffic and could not get over to let the speed demon pass, he was stuck behind me. Mind you I was stuck behind a 18 wheeler and next to a car that looked as if they set their cruise control and wasn't trying to speed up or slow down.

Anyway, this goes on for several minutes and when I finally get where I can speed up to get over, the speed demon behind jumps in the right lane and tries to speed around me to jump in front of me before he runs into the car that was a quarter-length ahead of me on the right. Now obviously he gets stuck again till I pass the car. But in the process the freakin IDIOT looks me square in the eyes and shoots me a bird. Normally I would have turned and cursed his stupid behind out (yeah I have a little road rage from time to time), but for some reason I was in a rather good and I just turned and laughed at him. That only seem to make him angrier, since he jumped back over behind me and began to ride my bumper. So be the a** that I can be from time to time I slowed to the pace of the car that was cruising to the side of me. So as I drive the next six miles doing about 60 mph and laughing my a** off, the idiot behind me continues to ride my bumper. I was tempted to slam on my brakes but I didn't feel like 1) Dealing with all the mess that comes with having and reporting an accident and 2) beating somebody's a**.

So I finally speed up so the idiot can pass and he does and as he passes he flips me off and again and by this time I laughing hysterically as flies by and speeds off right into a speed trap that a state trooper had set up just over the hill we were going up.