Height increasing shoes?

The Corner News
published June 10, 2008

Every now and then I come across some stuff on the web that just seems silly to me and this is one of them. I was reading a magazine and saw this Web site and I thought for sure it was a joke and it couldn’t possibly be real. Oh how wrong was I.

The website (increasingshoes.com/) claims to be able to make you taller (invisibly taller) with it’s shoes. Now I asked my self why in the hell would someone want to be taller, but then it dawns on me, not every one is as tall as I am and they may have a Napoleon complex about their height. (Sorry for being so insensitive to the vertically challenged.) <<

< SARCASM ALERT!

The way I figure it, God made you the way he wanted you and unless you have a dire need for increased height, then “don’t worry be happy!“ (Just in case you didn’t get it or are took young to remember that’s a Bobby McFerrin reference.)

I’m just saying if everyone was built the same life would be a bit boring. Think about it, if all men looked the same (height, size, weight, etc.) and all women looked the same, what would happened if you didn’t like the way the opposite sex looked? WHAT? I just took the long route to saying be happy with you.


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