So part of the fun of DJing is the comments and conversations I hear. Yes, even over the din of the club I can hear what people are talking about, that is if they are within earshot of me. While most of it is just random chatter, some of it is amusing and some of it is hilarious. So here's my ode to the funny, amusing, crazy s#!+ people say when they think you can't hear or aren't listening to them.

What the hell was she thinking? [When she put that outfit on I'm assuming]

When he gone play my song? [Umm, I would if I knew what your song was?]

Girl we can't leave yet, I got to go back in there and get my hair. [OK this was by far my favorite of the weekend. My question is where the hell did she leave her hair and why the hell was her hair off her head?]

She smells like coffee and sour cream and onion potato chips. [All I could do was laugh.]

Can you play (song name that I'd never heard of)... He has some sexy eyes... (As she and her friend are walking away.) [BTW, Thanks]

I hear you DJ... [While I know what he meant, I’m thinking I know you hear me I'm playing the damn music.]

When you gone play some Gucci Mane? What do you want to hear? (Song)... I already played it. You gone play it again? Umm... Nope. His a$$ can play that song again for me.[As she's walking away.]
*Note most DJ's are only gonna play a song once a night so if you miss it sorry. And I have entire post I'm going to write about this, but I'll save my commentary till then, just look for it.

He's kinda sexy. (As she and her friend are walking by.)

Where the F*#% did all these people come from? [Thinking to myself, ummm it's a party. But as I look around and survey the room it was a lot of bodies in there.]

No his stupid a$$ didn't... [As a guy tried to dance his way up behind her as she and her friends were dancing in a group.]

You gone play Robin Thicke "Sex Therapy"? Yeah I got you. Ok good. I'm bout to get this sexy MF... [Now I was assuming and HOPING she was talking about someone on the dance floor. Cause to quote my sister Shaun, "I felt some kind of way about this one."]