Ok my sister BBM'ed me this one the other day. It's a little crass (and long) but it really is funny.

This guy goes and buys himself a new motorcycle. The dealer gives him a lil tip "when it rains put some vasiline on the leather seat 2 keep it from cracking" he says.

That nite the guy was going to meet his girl's parents for the 1st time. As he pulls up to the house he is greeted by his girlfriend who tells him "One thing I forgot to tell u is my parents are a lil weird. It's fine to talk during dinner but when we are done the 1st person 2 talk has 2 do the dishes". The guy thinks this is easy enough to do so he walks in.

Dinner is going great, food is good and they are having a wonderful convo. Now dinner is over and they make their way to da family room where everyone sits without a word.

They guy says to himself, I can just sit here starring at everyone. I have 2 talk but I'm not trying 2 do da dishes.

He looks at his girl and starts making out with her in front of her parents... No one says anything... He takes off all her clothes... No one says anything... He has sex with her in front of everyone... But no one says anything...

"S#!+ what can I do now" he says... He looks at his girl's mother and starts making out with her... No one says anything... He takes off all her clothes... No one says anything... He has sex with her in front of everyone... But no one says anything...

"You got 2 be kidding me" he says... "What da hell can I do?"

Just then he looks out the window and sees its starting to rain. He remembers what the dealer told him about the leather seat and goes into his bag and pulls out the vasiline...

The father jumps up and shouts "F#%^ NO!!!... I'LL DO DA DISHES!!!"