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So it seems like some of the craziest mess happens to me on a regular basis. So in an effort to share in my disbelief and sometime frustration I'm gonna share just a few of the wonderful things that I experienced last week.

If you can't drive, DON'T! So I'm sitting in the turning lane at Ross and Opelika the other day behind a car and the light turns green and they don't move (which is cool), but the few cars on the other side pass and they're sitting there. The light turns yellow and they still don't move. So I'm like ok they just weren't paying attention, no prob. Well again the light turns green, the cars pass and they're still sitting there (I'm on my horn now, gently) and again yellow light they don't move. So I'm like WTF? On the horn again (not so gentle now) and then I decide to go around and get up on the side of them since no one is in the thru traffic lane. Anyway, the woman is looking at me like what are you doing. So green light, I proceed to go in front of the idiot (sorry, the other driver) and proceed to turn immediately (since no one else is coming) and they're still sitting there!!! Just so you know the car was running, nothing was wrong, they were just sitting there. Not sure why but if you can't or are afraid to drive DON'T!!!!! And no I don't have road rage, but sitting through a light three or four or however many times they sat there after I went around them isn't the way I want to spend that time. Ok WOOOOSAHHHH... I'm just saying, why are you sitting there?

Anyways so here's a pet peeve of mine. If I'm out and I take a picture of you and I move on to someone else please, please, please don't jump your a$$ in their picture. Trust me, not only am I going to delete that picture (and retake it) but I'm gonna delete the picture of you also. Just an FYI, being in multiple pictures doesn't up your chances or guarantee that you're gonna be in the paper. If anything it annoys the hell out of me (Just look at my face once I've taken the pic). And trust me I have more than ample pictures to ensure that I don't have to use one that you've jumped in. So please don't mess up someone else's picture by jumping in it after I've already taken a picture of you.

And while I'm on the taking picture subject. If your friend grabs you and say hey let's take a picture for The Corner and you see me with a big a$$ camera in my hand and a shirt with "CORNERED" on it and I'm handing you a card that says 'You've Been Cornered' on it, don't the turn around and ask "what is this for?" Are you serious? I'm just saying, your friend said it, I have on a shirt that says it and I've just handed you a card and you still don't know... you might wanna put down that drink.

WOOOOSAHHHH...

Moving on. I love the snow just as much as the next person. Especially since we don't often see it in the south. And to have snow two years in a row... I didn't know how to act. And apparently neither did the idiot that threw the snowball at my car as I'm pulling off from the red light on Thatch and Ross (I'm might need to stay of Ross). Did you really think after you hit my windshield I wasn't gonna turn around and come find you? (Again I don't have road rage, but that was dumb as hell.) What if you'd cracked my windshield or broke it even? I'm just saying, use your brain. I got to give you credit though, it was an excellent throw and you timed it just right. But that look on your face when you say me bust that u-ey and get out of my car was priceless. (At least for me it was ) I mean seriously, if you have the gall to throw the snowball in the first place don't try and run and hide when I come back. I'm just saying... my momma told me to never throw a rock and hide my hand.

Yeah I know I'm just ranting on and on but com'on son.

WOOOOSAHHHH...

So here's another pet peeve of mine and it goes out to everyone with an unruly a$$ dog. If you can't control your animal, or you know that it doesn't 'play well with others,' don't bring it out where you know there's gonna be a lot of people and other animals. And please don't get upset or take offense when another dog owner says something about your dog or it gets handled by another dog. No it wasn't a dog fight, but I guarantee that crazy a$$ dog in question will think twice before running up on another dog.

So I got this video as forward in an email. So I start watching it and am like... WTH? What's so funny or interesting about this. Just as I'm wondering that I get my answer. (Of course I go from WTH to WTF?) All i can say is just watch the video cause I can guarantee you won't be expecting what happens.

Ok so I've been meaning to post this for two weeks but I've just been a slacker about. I can do that sometime I guess. Nah seriously, I just didn't feel like firing up my old desktop at home and finding the audio files I needed. Anyway, for the last 8 years rapper Skillz has been doing a yearly rap up where (for those of you who aren't familiar), he takes some of the hot button(mostly pop culture) topics from that year and puts them in a rhyme. If you ask me it's rather clever on his part, because he's created and capitalized on his on brand. So for those of you who have never heard of Skillz or his rap up (if you're a real hip hop fan you should really be ashamed... I'm just saying), I'm going to do you a favor and post this year's rap up as well as the previous seven. (2002 - 2009) Just a suggestion, listen to them all, he really does a good job at highlighting what happened that year.



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Skillz 09 Rap Up






Skillz 08 Rap Up






Skillz 07 Rap Up





Skillz 06 Rap Up






Skillz 05 Rap Up






Skillz 04 Rap Up






Skillz 03 Rap Up








Skillz 02 Rap Up

So part of the fun of DJing is the comments and conversations I hear. Yes, even over the din of the club I can hear what people are talking about, that is if they are within earshot of me. While most of it is just random chatter, some of it is amusing and some of it is hilarious. So here's my ode to the funny, amusing, crazy s#!+ people say when they think you can't hear or aren't listening to them.

What the hell was she thinking? [When she put that outfit on I'm assuming]

When he gone play my song? [Umm, I would if I knew what your song was?]

Girl we can't leave yet, I got to go back in there and get my hair. [OK this was by far my favorite of the weekend. My question is where the hell did she leave her hair and why the hell was her hair off her head?]

She smells like coffee and sour cream and onion potato chips. [All I could do was laugh.]

Can you play (song name that I'd never heard of)... He has some sexy eyes... (As she and her friend are walking away.) [BTW, Thanks]

I hear you DJ... [While I know what he meant, I’m thinking I know you hear me I'm playing the damn music.]

When you gone play some Gucci Mane? What do you want to hear? (Song)... I already played it. You gone play it again? Umm... Nope. His a$$ can play that song again for me.[As she's walking away.]
*Note most DJ's are only gonna play a song once a night so if you miss it sorry. And I have entire post I'm going to write about this, but I'll save my commentary till then, just look for it.

He's kinda sexy. (As she and her friend are walking by.)

Where the F*#% did all these people come from? [Thinking to myself, ummm it's a party. But as I look around and survey the room it was a lot of bodies in there.]

No his stupid a$$ didn't... [As a guy tried to dance his way up behind her as she and her friends were dancing in a group.]

You gone play Robin Thicke "Sex Therapy"? Yeah I got you. Ok good. I'm bout to get this sexy MF... [Now I was assuming and HOPING she was talking about someone on the dance floor. Cause to quote my sister Shaun, "I felt some kind of way about this one."]

So while we(most of us that is) enjoyed a day off in observation of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday I got to thinking of how many people have actually heard the entire "I Have A Dream" speech? We've all heard the last quarter or eighth of the speech... you know the part that goes:
"...This will be the day when all of God's children will be able to sing with a new meaning, "My country 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing. Land where my fathers died, land of the pilgrim's pride, from every mountainside, let freedom ring.
And if America is to be a great nation this must become true. So let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire. Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York. Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania..."

So just in case you've never heard or read the entire text of Dr. King's "I have a Dream" speech here it is for your listening enjoyment. Of course I've added some accompaniments (music) to it. Not because I felt it needed it but frankly to keep your attention.

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Just in case you are in a vacuum or didn't happen to catch all the FB status updates or Tweets about it. Here's my man General Larry Platt on American Idol last night. Everytime I think about this I laugh in part because it's funny and in part because it's true. I'm with him, pull your damn pants up. Anyways here's the video....