Being from and/or living the South we've all come across those ever-changing church signs. They're about as big a part of our landscape as barbecue joints and antique stores. Many are optimistic ("SALVATION INSIDE," this one was on 280 coming back from Birmingham yesterday), a others are witty, while a few are downright threatening and usually involve Hell. Now, you can make your own church sign at this website: http://www.says-it.com/churchsigns/ , like my design which I think ranks much lower on the blasphemy scale than it could have. Design templates also include Church of Scientology and generic Temple.